1. You use Kid Pix to touch up your photos.

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2. This is your idea of a mobile device.

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3. You use one of these.

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4. 360p is too hd for your monitor.

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5. "Under $18,000" sounds like a pretty good deal.

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6. Your mouse looks like this.

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7. Or this.

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8. Or even this.

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9. Half a screen is enough for you.

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10. Your computer is in a pizza box.

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11. Your copy of Counterstrike is from 1998 and it's still laggy. n00b.

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12. You turn on your computer when you wake up and hope it's booted up by the time you take your shower and eat breakfast.

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13. Comic Chat is where you meet all of your internet babes.

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14. This is your idea of gaming.

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15. And this.

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16. 1 Gigabyte still sounds like a big number to you.

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17. And this.

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